January 2012
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Big Bang Theory Marathon on TBS.
And every time a commercial comes on…
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They used to tank cod from Alaska all the way to China. They’d keep them in vats...
– Catfish
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*Chuckle*
Teacher: Why do they sometimes call the Middle Ages the "Dark Ages"?
Student: Because there were many knights?
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December 2011
208 posts
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Newt Gingrich. He CANNOT be a muggle. Muggles do NOT have names like that.
– Some amazing person named Coleman
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I hope you will have a wonderful year, that you’ll dream dangerously and...
– Neil Gaiman
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Life.
Ann Curry: Do you have a message to the world for the new year?
Dalai Lama: Prayer alone will not make a happy life. A happy life must be built. You must act.
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go after her. fuck, don’t sit there and wait for her to call. go after her,...
– harvey milk
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Don’t be perfect – just be strong.
– Unknown
Writing.
I hate when I’m writing in my novel, and I’m almost finished with the scene when I realize the arguments between my characters is one I’m arguing with myself.
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
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But then if you’re so smart, tell me: why are you still so afraid?
– Billy Joel (Vienna)
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I drove the Prius for the first time yesterday.
dulcet-echidna:
I didn’t even crash it. How awesome is that? Very awesome because I actually have to take my driving test in it, so I’d like it to not be totaled. Also, mother would disown me.
Yeah, I drove Scherbatsky yesterday, too! Psyched to try to drive again.
Yes, I named my Prius Scherbatsky.
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That was the year I got left at the altar. It was the year I got knocked out by...
– Ted Mosby (How I Met Your Mother)
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When Booth and I first met, I didn’t believe that such a thing as love existed....
– Dr. Temperance Brennan (Bones)
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Module Six.
Or why my instructor thinks he’s amazing.
He doesn’t bother to even look at the outline provided for him - he just goes off on a tangent on one of the following topics:
a) drunk driving
b) failing your road test
c) how some other “dips” teach, but why he doesn’t teach that way
So, you know, when I’m taking my final exam, this stuff is definitely going to be...
So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.
– Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka.
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What I Wish I Learned By Now
ifyouretheluckiest:
1. To Forgive
2. To not tell EVERYONE my problems because they don’t care
3. Never play pretend- I’ll want the real deal
4. How to be loved
5. Put my happiness first
6. Learn the word ‘no’.
7. To not use sarcasm to hide my real emotions.
8. How to be alone.
9. How to say what I really mean
10. To want the very best for myself
AKA things to know for 2012.
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She’s smart, funny, beautiful, loves cigars, pretends to enjoy laser tag enough…...
– Barney Stinson
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I don't drink, do drugs, i am a virgin, i don't...
Harry Potter Contest. Enter to win a Giftcard,... →
pensieve-always:
Merry Belated Christmas everyone.
I’ve already given away one gift this season to a follower, and I decided that I wanted to give away another.
Mainly because I like making my followers happy. It’s a good feeling!
What you can win this time around, is a $50 giftcard to the wbshop.com . Now, I…
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GIVEAWAYS
worldof1d:
I’ll be giving away a 1D varsity jacket and a mystery item.You get to choose the name at the back,size,the color of the body and the color of the sleeves.
Must be following me.
I will announce the winner on January 28 so that the winner will receive the jacket by the end of March :)
Your ask box must be open
I will handle all the expenses
Reblog as much as you want.
Likes...
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[A not so] 21st century [wo]man['s look at the...
laughableloves:
People don’t know how to think for themselves anymore.
They don’t. They only go off of what the television tells them. Or the biased newspaper (if they read). No one is on a quest for knowledge anymore; it’s all handed to us on a silver platter. And it’s not as if I can blindly point fingers and accuse, hell, I do it too.
But I refuse to be defined by my generation.
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Robin Scherbatsky and I have the same birthday.
All the more reason to name my car Robin Scherbatsky.
Or Clifford.
Or Weasley.
Yeah, I haven’t really figured it out yet.
Any suggestions?
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